Our Electoral HappyForm

EDUCATION [budget: 6 billion]
because fear is ignorance

CULTURE[budget: 4 billion]
Now, it’s going to be party time!

HEALTH [budget: 6 billion]
To be healthy, simply don’t be sick 

Our electoral HAPPYform

Firstly, in order to achieve a good degree of flexibility,
1. Eliminate the military budget (we get over 18 billion)
2. Abolish tax shelters (we get even more)
Then we will transfer the money mainly towards education, health, culture and the social issue

EDUCATION
because fear is ignorance [budget: 6 billion]

  • To give everybody a lifetime of free education
  • To grant survival fellowships to students who need it
  • To Support the positions of the ASSÉ: www.asse-solidarite.qc.ca
  • To offer music classes beginning in grade school because music stimulates both sides of the brain
  • More sports and games in school
  • To teach the basics of quantum physics to everyone to help the population come out of the Middle Ages mindset
  • To raise teachers wages and the number of teachers and child care workers
  • No more Ritalin
  • Establish 1$ child daycare places for all
  • Teach love: the love of ones self and towards others
  • An educated people shines in the mists of time

CULTURE
Now, it’s going to be party time! [budget: 4 billion]

  • We will create the most creative and joyful country in the world
  • We will have an army of creativity, we will replace their guns with paint brushes in order to go repaint Havana
  • We will invest 5 millions towards creating an army of clowns that will go save the world
  • The culture will be at the forefront everywhere in society
  • It will be so hot, a new economy will be driven by culture
  • The TV stations will have to devote half of their air time on innovative and creative shows
  • We gradually eliminate all advertising on TV
  • The author cinema will be encouraged
  • A huge sculpture will be erected by Armand Vaillancourt with the carcasses of old outdated submarines purchased by Canada
  • Rick Mercer will be appointed Minister of Culture

HEALTH
To be healthy, simply don’t be sick [budget: 6 billion]

  • Advocate the approach of preventive health
  • Halting the avalanche of bitter pills that the pharmaceutical companies and the Ministry of Health make us swallow
  • Promote natural and intuitive approaches
  • Learn more about the indigenous and Eastern health systems
  • Encourage the spread of laughter and its curative virtues
  • Study the work of doctors Patch Adams, Christian Tall Shaller and Norman Cousins
  • Offer health care at home rather than build more large unhealthy bunkers
  • Increase the salaries and hire more staff in the health area
  • Take good care of all seniors
  • Create transition homes for people at the end of their life
  • Encourage musicians to go play for them, as the pianist Bernard Buisson who has been playing more than 25 hours per week in different hospitals for the last 10 years
  • In order to restore the balance of healthy living, we must bring back more foolishness to counter the seriousness that has reigned for too long (laughter has already been banned in medecine)
  • We are for the return of smiles on passport photos

ECONOMY
To save money, just stop wasting it! (income + / - 150 billion)

  • We will abolish the lucrative contract that the Bank of Canada imposes on us without merit and will print our money by ourself.
  • Retrieve retroactively all tax evasions over the last 10 years (over 30 billion)
  • Abolish tax shelters for companies operating in Canada
  • Advocate the Ungrowing of Economy instead of racing towards infinite growth
  • Adopt the Manifesto «Pour une décroissance conviviale» <www.decroissance.qc.ca>
  • Promote the «Voluntary Simplicity» way of life <www.simplicitevolontaire.org>
  • Support small businesses, self-employed workers, artisans and artists
  • Promote the development of «Open Source» software to give small businesses the means to achieve the Ungrowing of Economy
  • Adopt the guaranteed minimum income for all The remainder will go to pay the public debt, to get rid of it once and for all!
  • The work-less party of Canada will be appointed Minister of Finances

SENIORS
Wisdom is having memory of the past [budget: 2 billion]

- Doubling the old-age pension (campaign "LIVING THE OLD!")
- Creating a register of knowledge so that experience does not clear by the next twenty years
- restore dignity to the status of elderly
BRING FUN IN ELECTIONS
«America has the best politicians money can buy» Will Rogers [budget: 2 million]

  • Adopt proportional representation in parliament
  • Encourage participation in the elections by paying $10 to each voter for voting
  • The voting areas will be decorated and soft music will be presented
  • We will give children the right to vote

DRUGS
"The addiction to hard drugs is a disease, not a criminal act" (income + / - 10 billion)

  • Adopt the position taken by Conservative Senator Pierre-Claude Nolin and Liberal candidate Boris Saint-Maurice: decriminalize all drugs.

  • We will save a lot of money now wasted in the repressive vicious circle of prison-police-judge-lawyer
  • By legalizing marijuana we cut off the sails of organized crime
  • With money from sales taxes, the government can help people who need it
  • «Pot is fun» Allan Ginsberg

ECOLOGY
[budget: 5 billion]

  • Nationalize any exploitation of the country’s natural resources because they belong to all: water, wind, soil, mines, oil, forests, etc.
  • Cut gazoline consumption by half within five years
  • Polluting cars will be banned in all cities
  • The public transport system will be free, environmentally friendly and highly effective

LOVINGNESS, TENDERNESS AND CRAZYNESS
Make love, not war [budget: 2 million]

  • Create squads of love and tenderness so that everyone will be hugged and cuddled
  • Establish multi-generational and relational centers where elders and children can come together and help one another
  • Rehabilitate the wise foolishness so that people can finally find their inner balance
  • Being too crazy or too serious harms humans, but keeping balance between the two is healthy
  • Patch Adams will be appointed Minister of Health

MAGIK and COMMUNICATION
Dare to hope, dare to love [budget: 2 billion]

  • Get in touch with intuitives who communicate with trees, animals, spirits and souls
  • Find the language of vibrations
  • Stimulate research in these intuitive scientific areas
  • Help each and every one reach their full potential, unleash their creative forces
  • Once we have found our equilibrium, we can finally save the endangered rhinos
  • The horn of plenty will appear to give every one the desire to change the world

END OF CANADA.INC

  • After one year in power we will begin our five-year plan for the abolition of the central government of Canada.
  • We will share the power fairly among the different provinces and territories but would keep the Senate for international issues, Culture, Health, Education, Commerce and the peace keeper Army.
  • Of course, soldiers would still have the mission to repaint the world, because as Camus said, we must "put some color on the void."
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